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		<title>Live Anthrax Packets For Sale</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[NOTE: Mailing sized increments no longer available. Due to USPS restrictions, we now only sell them in the form of unrefined dirt, similar to what you may find 2-3 feet beneath the surface of almost any pasture in the world. We’ve discontinued sale of refined cultures since the Fed tried to blame their own internal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Negative Energy Generator For Sale</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The uses for negative energy are almost as numerous as those for traditional energy, and this device will allow you to harness the power of energy cancellation in ways few could hope to yoke. Device can be used as free-standing and portable to cancel energy forces up to 240volts AC at 10,000ohms, or when installed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doomsday Device (Still In Box)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pallet-sized crate containing what appears to be an extremely elaborate doomsday device for sale or trade. Only good for one mass-killing, and may or may not function according to design. Never tested, but developed at a cost of more than $300 million by crack team of off-kilter scientists, tinkerers and cripplingly sensitive artists over a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>35,000 Gallons Ultra-Concentrated Poison Available</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Available in 55-gallon drums, this super-concentrated toxin has been hand-collected from the backs of rarest Amazonian tree frogs, distilled to highest purity and stored in an underground humidor since maturity. Three drops will kill a man in five minutes without any traceable residue, but we’ve moved away from poison as an organization in favor of [...]]]></description>
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