Live Anthrax Packets For Sale
Posted by Admin in Surplus Sales on 27. Dec, 2008 | 0 Comments
NOTE: Mailing sized increments no longer available. Due to USPS restrictions, we now only sell them in the form of unrefined dirt, similar to what you may find 2-3 feet beneath the surface of almost any pasture in the world.
Negative Energy Generator For Sale
Posted by Admin in Surplus Sales on 27. Dec, 2008 | 0 Comments
The uses for negative energy are almost as numerous as those for traditional energy, and this device will allow you to harness the power of energy cancellation in ways few could hope to yoke.
Doomsday Device (Still In Box)
Posted by Admin in Surplus Sales on 27. Dec, 2008 | 0 Comments
Pallet-sized crate containing what appears to be an extremely elaborate doomsday device for sale or trade. Only good for one mass-killing, and may or may not function according to design.
35,000 Gallons Ultra-Concentrated Poison Available
Posted by Admin in Surplus Sales on 27. Dec, 2008 | 0 Comments
Available in 55-gallon drums, this super-concentrated toxin has been hand-collected from the backs of rarest Amazonian tree frogs, distilled to highest purity and stored in an underground humidor since maturity.
