WikiLeaks Accidentally Steals Secret StrangleCorp Documents.
Posted by Expletive Deleted in Press Releases on 11. Dec, 2011 | 2 Comments
Wikileaks claims to have definitive proof of StrangleCorp involvement in political scandals over the past 10 years. “StrangleCorp has a long, sordid history in the destruction of political careers,” said one Wikileak operative, speaking in silhouette through a voice modulator mere seconds before having his skull crushed by a falling camera light. Another WikiLeaks operative [...]
StrangleCorp refuses to apologize for comments exposed by WikiLeaks
Posted by Expletive Deleted in Press Releases on 01. Dec, 2010 | 5 Comments
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Dewey Pummel, VP of Legal Affairs, issued a brief statement refusing to apologize for several remarks he and other StrangleCorp officials allegedly made that have been revealed by WikiLeaks.
