Resume of Dewey Pummel Vice-President of Legal Affairs
Posted by Admin in Management Profiles on 29. Oct, 2010 | 2 Comments
Profile: Licensed attorney in private practice since 1978 in New York, California and Mississippi. Board Certified Civil Trial Specialist with extensive experience in document forgery. Recognized specialist in witness intimidation and covert bribery. Experience: Lead counsel defending Union Carbide in Bhopal, India against wrongful death claims resulting from the overtly self-inflicted mass poisoning of 15,000+ [...]
StrangleCorp Executive Opening
Posted by Expletive Deleted in Careers on 07. Oct, 2010 | 0 Comments
Director of Disinformation Requirements of Position: The Director of Disinformation supports the mission of StrangleCorp by refuting, deflecting, restating, misdirecting, subverting, or disproving any information that can possibly be used to maliciously affect operations and cut into The Company’s bodacious profit margin. The applicant should be ruthlessly efficient in the techniques of brow-beating, mass manipulation, [...]
