Homeland Security cites credible Godzilla threat
Posted by Expletive Deleted in Classifieds, Surplus Sales on 22. Oct, 2011 | 3 Comments
After months of deceiving the public that the color code system was obsolete, Homeland Security has suddenly elevated the alert level to “Red” in the New York City area. The re-creation and elevation of the confusing alert system occurred after receiving information that indicates a high probability that terrorists will try and unleash a giant [...]
Homeland Security launches investigation into StrangleCorp
Posted by Expletive Deleted in Press Releases on 30. Apr, 2011 | 6 Comments
Homeland Security investigates allegations that StrangleCorp sold a weapon of mass destruction.
