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300 Security Services / Henchman Uniforms For Sale

Hardly used. Some stains and many are a bit “bullety” but we’ve upgraded to new color scheme and these preshrunk cotton-poly suits in assorted sizes are ready to move at rock bottom prices. › Continue reading

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Saturday, December 27th, 2008 Classifieds No Comments

Henchmen Wanted

Are you looking for an exciting career in a counter-cultural organization with huge upside potential, but can’t bring yourself to buy in to those socialist or anarchy jokers? Forget them, they almost never offer reimbursement for bus fare, let alone the chance to work your way up through the ranks of evil. Our motto is “Henchman that don’t die become evil overlords!” and that’s not just a saying, it’s our philosophy! › Continue reading

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Saturday, December 27th, 2008 Classifieds No Comments

TUTORIAL: Henchman’s Survival Guide

If you’re new to the world of Evil Overlord Underhenching, there are many guidelines you have to keep handy to ensure your survival when the good guys show up to kill your boss and end the gravy train that is your easy life on some random, remote, tropical island. For example, when you find an invader on the island and you’re sure he should be kept alive, shoot him in a leg or two to make sure he can’t go far.
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Monday, December 8th, 2008 Tutorials No Comments

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