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Work Mans Wanted

Posted by in Careers on 27. Dec, 2008 | 0 Comments

Due to an unexpected “mass exodus” that struck our last round of workers, we’re once again short-handed, and our spring tune up is nigh at hand. Consider joining us today for maintenance, improvement and security positions with free haircuts, uniforms, room & board, health care and excellent opportunities for career advancement. You’ll be paid handsomely [...]

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Henchmen Wanted

Posted by in Careers on 27. Dec, 2008 | 0 Comments

Are you looking for an exciting career in a counter-cultural organization with huge upside potential, but can’t bring yourself to buy in to those socialist or anarchy jokers? Forget them, they almost never offer reimbursement for bus fare, let alone the chance to work your way up through the ranks of evil. Our motto is [...]

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