StrangleCorp Denies Responsibility for “Green-Meteor” Sightings
Posted by Expletive Deleted in Press Releases on 21. Jan, 2011 | 3 Comments
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE–January 21, 2011 StrangleCorp denies responsibility for a pair of “green meteor” sightings in a little more than a week. An unusually bright shooting star was sighted in the Midwestern skies Wednesday night, with reports pouring in from Illinois and Indiana.
FOR SALE: One HAARP Device, slightly used
Posted by Expletive Deleted in Surplus Sales on 08. Jan, 2011 | 10 Comments
One High Frequency Active Auroral Research Project Device (HAARP Model 4D216) is offered for sale to the highest bidder. Fully tested and operational, this device has the demonstrated capability to kill blackbirds, drum, doves, devil crabs, red snapper and much, much more. Can be calibrated to be species specific (manual included).
