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Live Anthrax Packets For Sale
NOTE: Mailing sized increments no longer available. Due to USPS restrictions, we now only sell them in the form of unrefined dirt, similar to what you may find 2-3 feet beneath the surface of almost any pasture in the world. › Continue reading
Evil Overlord Super Yacht For Sale
Don’t let appearances fool you! This low-mileage Twin Ford-Lehman engine vessel has been converted from its surface look of 68-foot fishing trawler to extreme ocean-ready command station. › Continue reading
Be My Number One by Being My Number Two
Looking for Love in All the Wrong Dungeons.
Successful CEO-type with offbeat good looks who knows how to keep his lady in style seeks open-minded, athletic/HWP lady with advanced degree (preferable in science or math) to share long walks on the beach, quiet afternoons cuddling up with a book in the hammock, and conquering the world.
TUTORIAL: Never Be Foiled Again!
There are hundreds of ways the average evil villain is precluded from his plan, but having the knowledge of them can sometimes be enough to stave such a frustrating fate. Don’t make your ventilation shafts large enough to crawl through. › Continue reading
