Live Anthrax Packets For Sale
Posted by Admin in Surplus Sales on 27. Dec, 2008 | 0 Comments
NOTE: Mailing sized increments no longer available. Due to USPS restrictions, we now only sell them in the form of unrefined dirt, similar to what you may find 2-3 feet beneath the surface of almost any pasture in the world.
Evil Overlord Super Yacht For Sale
Posted by Admin in Surplus Sales on 27. Dec, 2008 | 0 Comments
Don’t let appearances fool you! This low-mileage Twin Ford-Lehman engine vessel has been converted from its surface look of 68-foot fishing trawler to extreme ocean-ready command station.
Be My Number One by Being My Number Two
Posted by Admin in Careers on 27. Dec, 2008 | 0 Comments
Looking for Love in All the Wrong Dungeons. Successful CEO-type with offbeat good looks who knows how to keep his lady in style seeks open-minded, athletic/HWP lady with advanced degree (preferable in science or math) to share long walks on the beach, quiet afternoons cuddling up with a book in the hammock, and conquering the [...]
TUTORIAL: Never Be Foiled Again!
Posted by Admin in Tutorials on 17. Dec, 2008 | 0 Comments
There are hundreds of ways the average evil villain is precluded from his plan, but having the knowledge of them can sometimes be enough to stave such a frustrating fate. Don’t make your ventilation shafts large enough to crawl through.
