“We shot the sardines…but we didn’t shoot the anchovies.”
Posted by Expletive Deleted in Press Releases on 08. Mar, 2011 | 0 Comments
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE REDONDO BEACH, Calif. – StrangleCorp denies responsibility for the tragic deaths of millions of fish that were found in Southern California. The deceased fish are allegedly anchovies and sardines.
StrangleCorp Denies Missile Launch
Posted by Expletive Deleted in Press Releases on 10. Nov, 2010 | 2 Comments
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Tuesday-November 9, 2010–StrangleCorp denies any responsibility for a possible a missile launched off the coast of California Monday. Military and aviation officials say they don’t know who may have launched a mysterious object spotted in the sky late Monday off the Southern California. However, initial suspicions of involvement by the global mega-corporation [...]
