Privacy
The very notion of privacy is total nonsense in the modern world, and all but children and the elderly have yet to understand as much. Any website you visit can see you now from where they sit at will, just because you logged on. We are not so heartless, and we will not spy on you just for having chosen to visit our site, regardless of how easy it is in face.
Whether you are a reader or registered user of this site, we will not share your information with any others, save for those with whom our direct dealings may find such savory bits of empire expansion as its fit for cross-exploitation of global domination causes.
Any purchase you make will be secure, but we do not provide for on-site sales, due to privacy and security concerns, opting instead for the more traditional “briefcase full of cash at midnight in the middle of a remote forest highway ” method of transfer. Secure logins are as secure as anywhere online.
Emails sent to us may be shared with world leaders or persons known or unknown to you at the mercy of our ephemeral whim, especially as it may pertain to a forthcoming book or CEO biography as yet to be written in thirty or more volumes… or a paperback, depending on publisher requirements and the amount of the advance.
Don’t write a letter to Strangle Corp unless you have the capacity to endure severe scorn, and the fire we may summon from the sky just to please our sadistic corporate culture… it’s like the way Google pledges not to be evil, but always is.
If you don’t read this site and don’t know who we are, then your privacy is in a real jam because we’ve already got our eye on almost all of you, and our proprietary back-spiders have you all linked together by degrees of social Bacon, and our system is anything but kosher.
