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		<title>Madcap Super-Scientist’s Haven!</title>
		<link>http://stranglecorp.com/2008/12/27/madcap-super-scientist%e2%80%99s-haven/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 10:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you a scientist with ideas so radical no government or institution will fund or even permit you to ply your trade? If so, please keep reading!
Imagine a world without those restrictions, where all the latest equipment is at your disposal, and no one ever bugs you about “ethics” or &#8220;morals&#8221; or “reasons” or “terrifying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Work Mans Wanted</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 09:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Due to an unexpected “mass exodus” that struck our last round of workers, we’re once again short-handed, and our spring tune up is nigh at hand.
 Consider joining us today for maintenance, improvement and security positions with free haircuts, uniforms, room &#038; board, health care and excellent opportunities for career advancement. You’ll be paid handsomely [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gross (144) Decoy Self-Destruct Buttons</title>
		<link>http://stranglecorp.com/2008/12/27/gross-144-decoy-self-destruct-buttons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 09:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When avoiding a last-minute meltdown of your diabolic plan, the Achilles heel is all too often the seemingly necessary “Self Destruct Button”. You can’t get rid of it for obvious reasons of practicality and meme conformity, so what can you do to stop last-minute spies from nipping your nefarious endeavors in the bud, is high [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seductress Thwarting Micro-Parasites For Sale</title>
		<link>http://stranglecorp.com/2008/12/27/seductress-thwarting-micro-parasites-for-sale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 09:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you’re looking to spite a past seductress who did you wrong, or just keep the ammunition for such an attack close at hand, we a non-lethal option for your consideration. Through an affiliate arrangement with providers of parasitic and viral, fungal and microbial strains, we are able to help you buy a traditional colony [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Live Anthrax Packets For Sale</title>
		<link>http://stranglecorp.com/2008/12/27/live-anthrax-packets-for-sale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 09:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NOTE: Mailing sized increments no longer available. Due to USPS restrictions, we now only sell them in the form of unrefined dirt, similar to what you may find 2-3 feet beneath the surface of almost any pasture in the world.
 We’ve discontinued sale of refined cultures since the Fed tried to blame their own internal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Negative Energy Generator For Sale</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 09:39:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The uses for negative energy are almost as numerous as those for traditional energy, and this device will allow you to harness the power of energy cancellation in ways few could hope to yoke.
 Device can be used as free-standing and portable to cancel energy forces up to 240volts AC at 10,000ohms, or when installed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crimson Laser Beams For Sale</title>
		<link>http://stranglecorp.com/2008/12/27/crimson-laser-beams-for-sale/</link>
		<comments>http://stranglecorp.com/2008/12/27/crimson-laser-beams-for-sale/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 09:37:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Box of 10 compact, hand-held, battery operated laser devices available.
These devices will pass any airport security, and can emit a ruby-red beam of ultra-focused light for a period of many hours before depleting the batteries.
 Remarkably, they have been tooled to run on standard watch batteries (for size reasons.) Cutting and shaping abilities have not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doomsday Device (Still In Box)</title>
		<link>http://stranglecorp.com/2008/12/27/doomsday-device-still-in-box/</link>
		<comments>http://stranglecorp.com/2008/12/27/doomsday-device-still-in-box/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 09:33:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pallet-sized crate containing what appears to be an extremely elaborate doomsday device for sale or trade. Only good for one mass-killing, and may or may not function according to design.
Never tested, but developed at a cost of more than $300 million by crack team of off-kilter scientists, tinkerers and cripplingly sensitive artists over a period [...]]]></description>
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		<title>35,000 Gallons Ultra-Concentrated Poison Available</title>
		<link>http://stranglecorp.com/2008/12/27/35000-gallons-ultra-concentrated-poison-available/</link>
		<comments>http://stranglecorp.com/2008/12/27/35000-gallons-ultra-concentrated-poison-available/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 09:30:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Available in 55-gallon drums, this super-concentrated toxin has been hand-collected from the backs of rarest Amazonian tree frogs, distilled to highest purity and stored in an underground humidor since maturity.
Three drops will kill a man in five minutes without any traceable residue, but we’ve moved away from poison as an organization in favor of choking, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>300 Security Services / Henchman Uniforms For Sale</title>
		<link>http://stranglecorp.com/2008/12/27/300-security-services-henchman-uniforms-for-sale/</link>
		<comments>http://stranglecorp.com/2008/12/27/300-security-services-henchman-uniforms-for-sale/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 09:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hardly used. Some stains and many are a bit “bullety” but we’ve upgraded to new color scheme and these preshrunk cotton-poly suits in assorted sizes are ready to move at rock bottom prices.
Take all 300 for $5,000 now or make offer. Can’t accept payments but can be flexible or consider trade.
(Apply through the contact page.)
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