Disclaimer
Free speech laws around the English speaking world have left a loophole large enough to power an unlicensed second-hand Typhoon nuclear sub through, so for the sake of tying the hands of the world powers, as we do so well, let’s say for conversation sake that this whole site is some kind of parody or satire. Sure, that’s it.
We aren’t really who we say we are, we don’t have any of the emplacements under my control, and I certainly don’t have possession of the allegedly scrapped Russian TK-202 nuclear launch submarine, and we certainly didn’t take a cut of the Nunn-Lugar Cooperative Threat Reduction money spent to lay her to waste to bring her back up to full operational capacity.
We have never been a major financial contributor to the sovereign Principality of Sealand to divert British Parliamentary attention from actual, pressing concerns.
Just like the United States, we’ve never provided arms and training to both sides of a conflict, and we haven’t been profiteers from unending struggles on either side without accountability, oversight or limitation. We haven’t provided faulty intelligence to Israel and Palestine on the same day, and we haven’t framed our enemies to see them face extraordinary rendition and permanent detention.
We don’t fund Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians and Green parties equally, then demand whoever comes out on top lavish absurd defense contracts on us through our front corporations so they can bear the brunt of our R&D costs to allow us the luxury of creating new classes of world-class weapons in international waters where regulation, ethics, environmental concerns and costs can become factors.
No, as far as you know, at least on paper, we are no such people and we take no such actions, now, ever, or even in the future. We’re just people with enough time on our hands to scribble out a joke site and execute it to this degree for fun and games… makes sense, right?
That’s who we are, as far as you know.
