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Laws of Man & Nature
When we disobey laws of man (and God and nature) it is because we answer only to the highest authority of all: the board of directors. If you wish to violate these worldwide laws, you’ll have the same wrath to face – the wrath of Strangle Corp.
We’ll catch your theft & nail you
Anyone caught using these texts, images, code snippets, or even talking about this site (except to promote it, preferably in the presence of buying-authority-level agency officials) must immediately begin sleeping with one eye open, because you cannot know how, when or even if the Strange Corp legion of nameless drones will strike down upon you; but you can know this one thing with little doubt, we will want them to.
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What’s good for the world is good for the individual, and we expect you to understand and embrace this philosophy no less.
