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		<title>Baal2012 operating system to be released just in time for Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 06:14:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[StrangleCorp is proud to announce the rollout of its newest, most innovative operating system since the last one. Consisting of cutting edge technology in unholy union with forces of darkness beyond the comprehension of most people, the Baal2012 is guaranteed to be the last operating system you will ever need&#8230;or no money back. That&#8217;s right! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“How to Know When it’s Time to Go!” &#8212; By May Helm, VP Human Relations, StrangleCorp</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2010 01:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my 30 years as a professional employment specialist, I have created the state of unemployment many times for many different reasons. Each “involuntary separation” has its own set of unique challenges and style points, but I consider a few aspects universally applicable. There are numerous articles outlining the minutia of keeping a job, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Judicious Use of Cognitive and Physical Trauma to Elicit Psychic Response</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2010 03:35:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Research in the area of the psychic science lags considerably behind other research fields primarily due to lack of reproducible quantitative data obtained under controlled conditions. In an effort to establish methodologies that can be used to research all manner of psychic phenomena, a series of studies were conducted at the Shadenfreude Institute of Cognitive Studies in Tulsa, OK.]]></description>
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		<title>TUTORIAL: Never Be Foiled Again!</title>
		<link>http://stranglecorp.com/2008/12/17/tutorial-never-be-foiled-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 14:53:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are hundreds of ways the average evil villain is precluded from his plan, but having the knowledge of them can sometimes be enough to stave such a frustrating fate. Don’t make your ventilation shafts large enough to crawl through. Don’t leave riddles to show how smart you are. Maniacal laughter often wastes precious time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TUTORIAL: Henchman’s Survival Guide</title>
		<link>http://stranglecorp.com/2008/12/08/tutorial-henchman%e2%80%99s-survival-guide/</link>
		<comments>http://stranglecorp.com/2008/12/08/tutorial-henchman%e2%80%99s-survival-guide/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 14:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you’re new to the world of Evil Overlord Underhenching, there are many guidelines you have to keep handy to ensure your survival when the good guys show up to kill your boss and end the gravy train that is your easy life on some random, remote, tropical island. For example, when you find an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TUTORIAL: Ten Tips to Hiring the Right Assassin</title>
		<link>http://stranglecorp.com/2008/12/01/tutorial-ten-tips-to-hiring-the-right-assassin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:44:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whether you think you need a cadre of assassins, or already KNOW that you do, here are ten tips taken from the most ruthless overlords of all time, amassed from anonymous summit-exit surveys as from 1995 to 2003. Military Training a Must. If they’ve served under command, they know how to kill without crying, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TUTORIAL: Keep Your Enemies Close, Your Vixens Closer</title>
		<link>http://stranglecorp.com/2008/11/26/tutorial-keep-your-enemies-close-your-vixens-closer/</link>
		<comments>http://stranglecorp.com/2008/11/26/tutorial-keep-your-enemies-close-your-vixens-closer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my early years of evil I kept a troop of stunning twenty-somethings around me purely for ego reasons. It was the 80s and coke was basically free once you hit the international waters where my operations were, so maintaining an endless parade of jaw-dropping dry-sockets around cost less than it would have if I [...]]]></description>
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