Tutorials
TUTORIAL: Never Be Foiled Again!
There are hundreds of ways the average evil villain is precluded from his plan, but having the knowledge of them can sometimes be enough to stave such a frustrating fate. Don’t make your ventilation shafts large enough to crawl through. › Continue reading
TUTORIAL: Henchman’s Survival Guide
If you’re new to the world of Evil Overlord Underhenching, there are many guidelines you have to keep handy to ensure your survival when the good guys show up to kill your boss and end the gravy train that is your easy life on some random, remote, tropical island. For example, when you find an invader on the island and you’re sure he should be kept alive, shoot him in a leg or two to make sure he can’t go far.
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TUTORIAL: Ten Tips to Hiring the Right Assassin
Whether you think you need a cadre of assassins, or already KNOW that you do, here are ten tips taken from the most ruthless overlords of all time, amassed from anonymous summit-exit surveys as from 1995 to 2003.
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TUTORIAL: Keep Your Enemies Close, Your Vixens Closer
In my early years of evil I kept a troop of stunning twenty-somethings around me purely for ego reasons. It was the 80s and coke was basically free once you hit the international waters where my operations were, so maintaining an endless parade of jaw-dropping dry-sockets around cost less than it would have if I was feeding them. I didn’t realize it at the time, but those doughy-eyed super-models saved my life at least a dozen times. › Continue reading
