About Strangle Corp & Our Founder, Will Strangle
We are one of the world’s leading suppliers of bio-chemical agents, defense systems, aerospace technology, advanced surveillance equipment, exotic application ceramics, alchemy, logistics, off-shore quasi-military security & operations services and political consulting.
Our industry-leading innovations are enjoyed by over 90% of the world’s population in the forms of hybrid crops, organ transplant farms, water purification, climate control, telecommunications, automobiles, pharmaceuticals and entertainment.
Last year our subsidiaries sold more than 3 billion DVDs, spared 26 million children from malaria, prevented the extinction of almost 100 protected species, and forcefully interrogated more than 3,000 suspected terrorists and terror sympathizers.
For Strangle Corp, it’s all in a day’s work, because we promise we won’t rest until every life on this planet has been saved by us, and is in our debt. Even as profitable as our government and corporate contracts are, we don’t have to charge anything to the public for the good we do. We may ask you to remember our contributions to the world if you’re ever asked to pick a side.
Warmest Regards,
Will Strangle
CEO / Direktor
