“We at Wikileaks will begin to disseminate this evidence over the coming days,” he said cautiously looking around. He went on to accuse StrangleCorp of providing technology to political factions, which could be used for everything from evaluating truthfulness to inducing their opponents into politically self-destructive behavior. “We at WikiLeaks coined that kind of abnormal behavior as “The Weiner Effect” given the similarities…” but he did not finish before a hot mike surged several thousand volts.
A third Wikileaks was shoved in front of the camera but succumbed to unknown noxious fumes before a 4th appeared offering to return all documents outlining the research. Will Strangle, CEO of StrangleCorp declined the offer, remarking, “Sorry, too late. Now, you’ve gone and pissed me off!” More on this story as it deteriorates. Meanwhile, StrangleCorp IT has beefed up its corporate computer security and changed the server password from “password”.