WikiLeaks Accidentally Steals Secret StrangleCorp Documents.
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Wikileaks claims to have definitive proof of StrangleCorp involvement in political scandals over the past 10 years. “StrangleCorp has a long, sordid history in the destruction of political careers,” said one Wikileak operative, speaking in silhouette through a voice modulator mere seconds before having his skull crushed by a falling camera light. Another WikiLeaks operative [...]
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StrangleCorp Admits Repossessing Russian Mars Probe
Posted by Expletive Deleted in Press Releases on 03. Dec, 2011 | 1 Comment
StrangleCorp has admitted seizing computer control of the Russian Phobos-Grunt spacecraft, which has been stuck in the wrong orbit for almost a month now.
