Sun releases strong solar flares: StrangleCorp vows retailiation
Posted by Expletive Deleted in Press Releases on 11. Sep, 2011 | 9 Comments
September 11, 2011–FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The sun unleashed a series of vicious attacks against Earth this week, leaving the entire planet vulnerable to catastrophic sports disruptions unseen in modern times.
StrangleCorp applauds White House trashing environmental policy
Posted by Expletive Deleted in Press Releases on 04. Sep, 2011 | 3 Comments
StrangleCorp posted a full-page ad in major newspapers across the U.S. praising the White House’s decision Friday to walk away from the stricter ozone pollution standards it had been promising for three years. “Sticking with the Bush-era standards is exactly what we paid for. Finally, we’re getting our money’s worth out of this Administration”, said [...]
