Sal O’Graves: “OK, we’ll stop the snow now!” | StrangleCorp.com

Sal O’Graves: “OK, we’ll stop the snow now!”

Posted on 10. Feb, 2011 by Expletive Deleted in Press Releases

Give up yet?

After a week of bitter cold and record-breaking snowfall across the interior of the United States, StrangleCorp’s Chief Operating Officer, Sal O’Graves told reporters that the snow should end for the time being. “Spring will be back next week, so get out there and buy something!”

When asked what role, if any, StrangleCorp could possibly play in moderating the brutal weather the country has experienced this season, Mr. O’Graves replied simply, “You’re welcome!”

Tags: featured, Sal O'Graves, Snowfall, stranglecorp, Winter

4 Comments to “Sal O’Graves: “OK, we’ll stop the snow now!””

leba noclegi

Feb 11th, 2011

Interesting information. Cheers for this.
krycek

Feb 15th, 2011

What? No SPAM?????
Kilroy

Feb 16th, 2011

Hey, that’s my gig!
Ziggy

Feb 23rd, 2011

where can i purchase a snow machine like that?

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