StrangleCorp Denies Responsibility for “Green-Meteor” Sightings
Posted on 21. Jan, 2011 by Expletive Deleted in Press Releases
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE–January 21, 2011
You might want to dial back the power on that thing, dude!
Earlier this month, a green-tinted meteor lit up the sky from Florida to Arkansas and is believed to have crashed in far southeastern Oklahoma. “If those were aliens, they’ll be getting the hell out of Oklahoma pretty damned quick,” said one trucker who observed the object from a truck stop near Little Rock.
StrangleCorp president and CEO, Will Strangle, denied that either of the objects were StrangleCorp craft. “Wrong shape,” he said. He similarly denied the company was using top secret HAARP technology to shoot down passing UFOs. “StrangleCorp is certainly committed to the utilization of superior technology to make a point or a profit,” said Mr. Strangle, “but that’s kind of reckless.”
EvilD
Jan 25th, 2011
but doesn’t green clash with your corporate color scheme?
krycek
Jan 25th, 2011
Our corporate color scheme is gray, just like our business ethics.
Jennifer S
Feb 5th, 2012
Funny, I saw this in the sky last week and actually thought about this story. Took me a while to find it!
http://www.skyvalleychronicle.com/BREAKING-NEWS/UFO-OVER-TEXAS-SKIES-br-Likely-a-meteor-or-space-junk-say-officials-899503