FOR SALE – Seismic Wave Amplifying Transducer
Posted on 26. Oct, 2010 by Expletive Deleted in Surplus Sales
Seismic Wave Amplifying Transducer (SWAT), moderately used, still under warranty. Device has proven capability to generate and couple forces into any elastic medium such as the earth for the generation of seismic vibrations.
The unique design developed by StrangleCorp provides energy consumed from feed circuit accumulator at a transform efficiency rate of 80-90%. Has the capacity of developing a force of trillions of tons within an interval of 7X10-3 nanoseconds, resulting in the effective creation of seismic waves at a fraction of the cost of other conventional models. Field-tested in Indonesia and Haiti (test results available upon request).
This unconventional weapon is powerful and easy to use with instructions on the bottom of the device. So easy even North Korea can operate it. This is an opportunity to own a rare piece of history making scientific memorabilia. Price is negotiable. To make a bid, please contact Dr. Gunter Chang at gunter.chang@stranglecorp.com. No checks!
Dave1779
Nov 15th, 2010
This is real technology, by the way. YOu know Tesla had a waveform transducer that almost took down a whole city block a hundred years ago. Why do you people mock this stuff???
kilroy
Nov 15th, 2010
Yeah, and he’s DEAD now, ain’t he? Ever wonder why?
krycek
Nov 16th, 2010
StrangleCorp denies any culpabiity in the death of Nikoli Tesla, but thanks for asking.
Jack V.
Nov 20th, 2010
What about Jimmy Hoffa?
Jody Sturz
Feb 19th, 2011
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krycek
Feb 19th, 2011
Normally, we at StrangleCorp would be all over free services of any kind. However, when you have real WMDs to play with, you don’t spend much time on ps3. Thanks anyway, though. We left your link just in case we need any “other services”.