StrangleCorp.com

Work Mans Wanted

Due to an unexpected “mass exodus” that struck our last round of workers, we’re once again short-handed, and our spring tune up is nigh at hand.

Consider joining us today for maintenance, improvement and security positions with free haircuts, uniforms, room & board, health care and excellent opportunities for career advancement. You’ll be paid handsomely at the end of your time. Readily identifiable persons and those with next of kin need not apply.

(Apply through the contact page.)

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