Seductress Thwarting Micro-Parasites For Sale
Posted on 27. Dec, 2008 by Admin in Surplus Sales
If you’re looking to spite a past seductress who did you wrong, or just keep the ammunition for such an attack close at hand, we a non-lethal option for your consideration. Through an affiliate arrangement with providers of parasitic and viral, fungal and microbial strains, we are able to help you buy a traditional colony of human pubic lice with free overnight shipping, or the Permethrin resistant supercrabs colony for 20% off with free overnight shipping.
What better way to help your nemesis know you bedded his best bitch than by leaving her seemingly healthy, only to give him a case of the ugly itchies a week later?
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Parasite
Mar 22nd, 2012
I had a parasite living inside of me for over 5 months. I really thought I was going to die, I lost 35 lbs, my hair was thinning out and then I discovered http://www.ParaClean.com and 3 months later I was all better. I thank God for this product, I really believe that it saved my life!
Expletive Deleted
Mar 23rd, 2012
Glad you like the product, marketed by StrangleCorp under one of its numerous shell companies. However, you do realize we have a parasite that’s resistant to that, don’t you? Of course, you do.