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Seductress Thwarting Micro-Parasites For Sale

If you’re looking to spite a past seductress who did you wrong, or just keep the ammunition for such an attack close at hand, we a non-lethal option for your consideration. Through an affiliate arrangement with providers of parasitic and viral, fungal and microbial strains, we are able to help you buy a traditional colony of human pubic lice with free overnight shipping, or the Permethrin resistant supercrabs colony for 20% off with free overnight shipping.

What better way to help your nemesis know you bedded his best bitch than by leaving her seemingly healthy, only to give him a case of the ugly itchies a week later?

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Tags: delightfully delicious, disease, drip, infection, parasites, revenge, vd std

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