Saltwater (Shark) Tank Contractor Wanted
Posted on 27. Dec, 2008 by Admin in Careers
Our last shark tank contractor tried to branch out to fresh water homosapienivorous fish and suffered an unanticipated on-the-job injury. While he’s at home collecting workman’s comp and his thoughts, we’re fresh out of salt-water help, and we need someone with experience who is ready to step right in to a working death-tank environment to keep our rare beasts of the ocean happy.
They need to be trained and won’t have free entry & exit to the tank, and they keep dying without any known cause. We have ample opportunity to chum them up and give them something to nibble on, we just need you to keep the habitat hospitable enough so they can be taught what to do before they die off like all the others.
Also if you know why they die or how to keep them from dying, that’s a plus and will come with a bonus.
(Apply through the contact page.)
