Madcap Super-Scientist’s Haven!
Are you a scientist with ideas so radical no government or institution will fund or even permit you to ply your trade? If so, please keep reading!
Imagine a world without those restrictions, where all the latest equipment is at your disposal, and no one ever bugs you about “ethics” or “morals” or “reasons” or “terrifying rants of a madman.” A world like that doesn’t exist, but there is a place on this world where your dark and suspicious wet dreams can become a reality, and our virtually unlimited funding can make anything your brain can imagine become your next very real invention.
- Do you want to make cyborg mountain lions capable of slaughtering 500 at a feast?
- Do you have a theory about weaponizing small birds to correct worldwide overpopulation?
- Can you invent the next crack cocaine or HIV?
And don’t worry, we don’t have “deadlines” around here. No, our “dead” things are usually pools of lava or seductive kisses from our apprentice praying mantises, but you’ll have literally months to figure out your invention before it ever comes to that.
So stop dreaming and start packing your bags! Submit your resume, cover letter and a brief summary of the research you wish to conduct.
(Apply through the contact page.)
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