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Henchmen Wanted

Are you looking for an exciting career in a counter-cultural organization with huge upside potential, but can’t bring yourself to buy in to those socialist or anarchy jokers? Forget them, they almost never offer reimbursement for bus fare, let alone the chance to work your way up through the ranks of evil. Our motto is “Henchman that don’t die become evil overlords!” and that’s not just a saying, it’s our philosophy!

Modest signing and generous survival bonuses offered. Apply today!

(Apply through the contact page.)

Tags: henching, henchman, overlord apprentice, relaxation, survival, villainy

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