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Gross (144) Decoy Self-Destruct Buttons

When avoiding a last-minute meltdown of your diabolic plan, the Achilles heel is all too often the seemingly necessary “Self Destruct Button”. You can’t get rid of it for obvious reasons of practicality and meme conformity, so what can you do to stop last-minute spies from nipping your nefarious endeavors in the bud, is high quality, super realistic Decoy Self-Destruct Buttons.

Your gross of 144 units ships overnight via FedEx and they come in a variety of sizes, shapes and styles (almost all of them in hotrod red.) For one unbelievably low price you can scatter these around your control room and never again worry about the hassles of eleventh-hour evil plot thwarting.

Available in limited quantities for just $9,999 with free overnight shipping.

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Tags: buttons, common sense, decoy, misdirection, self-defeating, self-destruct, wise

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