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Experienced Trap Door Engineer Wanted

I have a defective trap door in my office that needs attention, but also would like to have many more installed around my various properties, as well as in my land, sea and airborne vehicles, including a dirigible.

Experience in trap doors is a must, and a keen appreciation for working in unusual settings, as many of the trap door installations may experience extreme logistical problem-solving.

Complimentary world travel plus first-class room and board will be included as a matter of course, but you will be required to sign non-disclosure and non-competition agreements with non-compliance ramifications being most serious indeed.

(Apply through the contact page.)

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