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Evil Overlord Super Yacht For Sale

Don’t let appearances fool you! This low-mileage Twin Ford-Lehman engine vessel has been converted from its surface look of 68-foot fishing trawler to extreme ocean-ready command station.

Always moored in a hidden, underground harbor, it burns a lot of oil but easily tops 7-knots with modest tail wind. Under 12-gallons per hour under ideal conditions. Full gourmet galley with master suite furnished with finest alligator, zebra and veal hide for the tops in seafaring luxury.

Sleeps up to 26 in very tight stern bunk quarters (even more if you hot-swap) and has whisper-silent beach-landing dinghy for stealthy nighttime missions or moonlit waterfront picnics.

Has walkable plank for high-seas shenanigans plus state-of-the-art proprietary sonar and surface laser range technology so you’ll never again have to wonder if you’ve been followed. It may not look like much on the outside, but once inside your 2nd hand lady (not second-hand lady of course) or arch enemy will surely pay you the respect you deserve. Boat works great but I’ve upgraded and don’t need it anymore.

$398,000 FOB Anacortes, Washington. Serious inquiries only.

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Saturday, December 27th, 2008 Classifieds

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