Evil Genius Seeks Arch Nemesis
Highly qualified and regarded genius of less-than-benevolent persuasion seeks new arch nemesis since untimely demise of last one. Spy training and military experience a plus, or equivalent experience, but escape/evasion, infiltration and seduction credentials a must.
Skills desired include SCUBA certification, extensive skydiving, all forms of hand-to-hand combat (even in a tuxedo,) eccentric tastes in liquor, life-threatening determination to bed all women, extreme skiing/snowboarding, ability to take a punch/bullet/poison, ability to laugh in the face of death. Submit résumé with background, chosen moniker, references and list of one-liner quips you would use if chosen.
This position does not offer pay, but on-the-job experience is unrivaled, and your opportunity to benefit from our relationship could potentially yield you great fame and success, provided I do not kill you, as I have with all who have come before you.
Dashing good looks and license to kill a plus but not required. References available on request.
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