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Doomsday Device (Still In Box)

Pallet-sized crate containing what appears to be an extremely elaborate doomsday device for sale or trade. Only good for one mass-killing, and may or may not function according to design.

Never tested, but developed at a cost of more than $300 million by crack team of off-kilter scientists, tinkerers and cripplingly sensitive artists over a period of more than ten years in total seclusion.

Device guaranteed to kill some number of persons ranging from five to fifty-million, depending on atmospheric conditions and mechanism efficacy.

$399,000,000. Must be sovereign nation, accredited evil overlord or have signed waiver in lieu.

(Apply through the contact page.)

Tags: affordable, death, doomsday device, gadget, holocaust, machine, scientific, WMD

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