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35,000 Gallons Ultra-Concentrated Poison Available

Available in 55-gallon drums, this super-concentrated toxin has been hand-collected from the backs of rarest Amazonian tree frogs, distilled to highest purity and stored in an underground humidor since maturity.

Three drops will kill a man in five minutes without any traceable residue, but we’ve moved away from poison as an organization in favor of choking, stabbing, dropping from aircraft over the ocean, bare-knuckle death beating and execution-style shooting. Each drum only $4,600 (make offer on larger quantities)

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